....It's The Lil' Things That Make Life Sweet....

Thursday, January 26, 2006

I need a new nose. Yeah. Somebody take my nose away from me and gimme a new one. One that doesn't leak. Goshhhhhh.....I wanna die from all the sneezing!!

Today is a bad bad day. Nothing extremely bad happened. Just that my body decided to go cuckoo on me all of the sudden. First I woke up with a horrendous cramp. My legs didn't feel like they were mine. I went to the toilet and felt bloated and constipated. Looked down and saw the cause of it. The time of the month again. Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! It's times like these where I absolutely hate being female. I'd do anything to be the dumber sex. Serious.

I'm losing blood and leaking brain matter. Gah! I'm already anaemic and currently 'un-educated' and now this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOOOOPPPPPPPP LEAKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

melia signed out with love @ 1:53 AM (0) earthling(s) farted

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..What About Amelia?..

Because this blog needs an introduction
Here goes!

I'm 40% mature, 30% child-like
10% fashionista, 8% dork
6% klutzy, 3% dreamer
2% blur, 1% hero x)

I also want to marry John Mayer
And oh, I want a pet unicorn too x)

More self-absorbed information here!!

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