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Friday, August 25, 2006

I am HEALED!

From what you may ask.

EVERYTHING, I say. x)

Ever since Saturday I was down with fever, head splitting headaches, nausea, body ache, and compulsive burpings. Those of you who hang out with me often enough would naturally know that I have somehow weirdly developed this weird inexplicable burping habit. It's not that I purposely do it. I can't self-induce burp like some others I know. I've always wanted to but never could. But now it's happening to me everyday, every hour, every min and on a very bad day, every second. Unbelievable? Believe it. Ask those who know. I'mma burping machine! Jeng jeng jeng!

I'm not happy of course. I mean for awhile I thought it was quite 'chun' lah. But it does get irritating and rather embarassing when you do it in public. The worse thing is I have no control over it. It shoots out with a 'BAA-UGH' before I can even keep it in. x( And to think I once ask Zharif to teach me to self-induce a burp. He told me to suck in air and just release it like you're pushing your diaphragm out. So I did. Again and again and again. And not one single audible burp.

Come to think of it, the burps starting pouring in right after that. x( I jinxed myself.

Anyway back to the being sick part. Yea I was really sick. I was in bed all week. Skipped all my classes. On the first day I had to call Kenny over to teman me cos mom and dad went out. He was so sweet, he bought me fish porridge. XD And he even fed me in bed. And tuck me to sleep and even sang me a slightly off version of 'twinkle twinkle little star'. Ahahahaha. Damn bahagia I tell you. XD Thanks Bee. Wuv yew. *loveydoveymushywushy*

Yeap. That night itself I developed a fever. It went on and off for 3 days. I was then manja-ed by both my parents. Damn bahagia lah. It's been so long. I know la I'm 20 years old and still damn manja but I'm still staying with my parents what. Sick ma. But it's nice to be pampered, no matter how old you are. XD But it didn't mean I had a grand time la. The fever made me blur and my head felt like someone was trying to saw it apart to have a peep at my brains, the burping made me feel like puking my innards out, and I eventually did. I totally hate the taste of bile. It rhymes with vile and vile is bile. Yes I make no sense but I do. Woohoo. I'm healed.

Oyeah not only that, and I know as awful and disgusting this may sound but I shat till my ass bled. See the severity of my condition? Damn poor thing right?

My mom was pretty concern about my non-stop burping and my abnormal shitting conditions so she took me to a doc. The doc diagnosed me with anxiety and stress. I was pretty stunned at first. She told me, " Your heart is beating very fast, very abnormal, it's beating at 93 beats per min." Then she went on and asked me about my uni life, assignments, lifestyle and all. She looked so concerned about me that I started feeling really bad for myself. She must be thinking, "This poor girl is going crazy..tsk tsk..so young and already such a hard life." Okay I made that up, but really, she was stroking my hair and all.

Anyhoo, she gave me ALOT of meds that included this fibre drink to make passing motion a bliss. Okay la she didn't say that but it's supposed to make it easier. But that drink, I tell you, it looks like crap, tastes like crap, so I guess it's no wonder it'll make me crap. I can't even open my eyes drinking it. Kenny said, "You look like you're drinking what's coming out."

EWWwww...... XP

And then there are the Happy Pills. I love my Happy Pills. They make me happy and sleepy. Actually they're some sort of anti-depressant cum relaxant drug thingy lah. But I was whining to him about how taking them made me sound like some nut and that knowing that I have to take them makes me depressed when I'm not anymore. So he told me not to think of them as anti-depressant pills but Happy Pills. Yeah. I know lah, my mind abit screwed cos they technically mean the same, but Happy Pills sound less depressing. x)

But hey, I'm all better now. I got an extention for my Accounting assignment and I'll start on it tomorrow. It feels great to be healthy. Really. XD No more lying in bed for me. It's actually giving me back problems. x(

Happy Pills rocks yo!

melia signed out with love @ 12:53 AM (0) earthling(s) farted

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..What About Amelia?..

Because this blog needs an introduction
Here goes!

I'm 40% mature, 30% child-like
10% fashionista, 8% dork
6% klutzy, 3% dreamer
2% blur, 1% hero x)

I also want to marry John Mayer
And oh, I want a pet unicorn too x)

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