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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Peter Pan.

My head feels light, my stomach is the battlefield for the siege of Troy, my legs feel alien, I'm bleeding profusely from my hoo-hoo and all I can think of is Peter Pan.

Weird.

I want to fly and never grow up. I want to live in Never Never Land. I want to wear all green and have pointy ears. And I want to be a boy.

I think it makes sense now that I'm thinking of Peter Pan. Peter is a symbol of freedom from all forms of female pains and obstacles. Peter has a penis and penises do not bleed unless you cut them. Peter has it good.

I on the other hand wish that someone would do a David Copperfield and cut me into half. My lower abdomen is completely useless.

My feet are cold and my bangs are too long I can barely read what I'm typing right now.

I need a back massage. I think there is something growing on my neck.

I want food and I am itchy.

I promise a proper update on my life soon.

I just feel like making no sense today because I want to talk but have nothing of importance to talk about.

The lights are pretty tonight. :)

melia signed out with love @ 2:10 AM (0) earthling(s) farted

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..What About Amelia?..

Because this blog needs an introduction
Here goes!

I'm 40% mature, 30% child-like
10% fashionista, 8% dork
6% klutzy, 3% dreamer
2% blur, 1% hero x)

I also want to marry John Mayer
And oh, I want a pet unicorn too x)

More self-absorbed information here!!

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