....It's The Lil' Things That Make Life Sweet....

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"When people say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, my response is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed to negotiate peace treaties in the evening."

- June Reinisch

A quote to cheer you up!

# posted by

chris_devils3 : 2:30 PM

What's the difference between a pitbull and a woman with P.M.S?

Lipgloss!!

HAHA

# posted by

chris_devils3 : 2:32 PM

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got to the checker, she learned that one of the boxes had no price tag.

The checker got on the public address system and boomed, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE !!"

That was bad enough for the mortified woman, but somebody at the rear of the store heard the word "Tampax" as being "thumbtacks."

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the loudspeaker,"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

# posted by

chris_devils3 : 2:36 PM

Last one, last one. I promise!!!

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.

# posted by

chris_devils3 : 2:38 PM

I'm wondering if you did this to cheer me up or to cheer YOU up! HAHAHAHA! Irregardless, those qoutes and jokes did put a huge grin on my face. I swear even my pimples don't look as bad now. XD

And I like the last one the best. HAHAHA!

Thanks Chris, you're a dear friend. :)

# posted by

melia : 10:49 PM

Irregardless isn't a word (in fact, regardless was all you needed there).

But regardless of pimples, you are gorgeous lah. ;)

Happy birthday!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:58 AM

I was just about to tell you the same thing, irregardless is rather contradictory, right?

But I forgive you, since it's "pitbull" time of the year!

But, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And what is Chris without a quote!

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille ball

# posted by

chris_devils3 : 7:20 AM

Oppss! Thanks for pointing that out guys. And thanks for the birthday wishes. Yay! :D

# posted by

melia : 4:55 PM